Sunday, January 3, 2010

Now I'm more awake so what the hell, I'm going to do a Meme.

Actually, I saw this on a friends blog and it totally cracked me up, so now I'm doing it.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

I don't really do the people exploding thing. Quite frankly. It's messy. However, now that I think about it, how about I do the next person who wants to blow up a bunch of innocent men, women and children in some foreign country. I mean REALLY? I know you think you're going to heaven and get something like 5000 virgins, but are you REALLY that insane? Yea. I guess you are. Oh.. before I push the button I'm shipping him to the middle of the desert first where it's empty for miles, that way he or she only hurts bugs. I hate bugs.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

Oooo... Beastie Boys. HAHAHA!.. I can't stand them. It's my brother's fault I swear.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Ok, that made me laugh out loud. For real. So, I get to punch them in the face and they can't do anything about it? I'd love to say no one, that I'm a lover not a fighter, but..... my ex ... the ex ex. Not the ex-husband, but the nasty one that got a few hits off himself.

4. What is your favorite cheese? Muenster. Definitely muenster right now.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? OMG! .. uhm. It's gotta be a reuben. I love them. One from that cool irish pub in Pensacola.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

I can honestly say no one. I'm insanely happy in my relationship and even if it was someone famous I wouldn't do anything to hurt my current happy bliss.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

Marilyn Manson! .. hahaha! J/K! Gotcha! ... See above answer. Now here's the scary part, there was a time several years ago that I was seriously obsessed with MM and totally would've done him. Ew.

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

SWEET! A hundred bucks. New clothes. I seriously need some new cute stuff.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Am I allowed to have time off too? I'd go see my nephew. Hands down. No hesitation.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

SWEET!!!!! Take my Mom, sister, husband, and nephew out to dinner.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?

Uh.. really? Well crap, if I have to choose. Citrus Vodka.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

Rufus? The only Rufus I know is a dog. Rufus rocks. Let's go back to where it's Medieval. I want to be a princess. A rebelious one of course, no sitting with the womanfolk and doing embroidery for me. I want to watch battles, listen in on the men's conversations, wander the countryside, ride the beautiful horses, take it all in. :)

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Hmmmm.. I'm really not sure. I'd guess I'd put in place no violence rules first and do my best to try and keep it that way.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?

Some sort of show about teaching men and women how to treat each other better in relationships ... how to be more romantic ... how to listen better. Not a talk show. More like ... a reality / help show. *shrug*

15.What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck. I have no idea why. Maybe because it's considered the most taboo.. lol.

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *snort* hehehehe. *cough* hahaha. *wheeze* What a ridiculous question. I'd play checkers with them of course.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?

One item? Laptop. Pictures, letters, stories I've written. It will have the most personal information I can keep.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

Spend time with my loved ones.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?

I want to fly!

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

Oooh. Ooooh crappin' damn. Sigh. Now you have to go and get me all serious. One of the half hours that I had when I was holding Carter (my son who is now adopted by a wonderful family). I can't remember those moments hardly at all now.

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

One of the many that were with the ex ex.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?

This is probably the weirdest and funniest meme I've ever completed. ROFL. Ireland. WOOT!

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

Oh I have no clue. There's no bar that I frequent or love.

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”?

ROFLMAO! Dude.. check it out.. I can float! .. I am SO going to float to my sister's house and be like, "DUDE! I can float!".

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

Heath Ledger. He was a brillant actor and had really just hit his prime.

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

My Grandma. I totally didn't get to spend time with my grandparents, they died early, and she was a rockin' seamstress! I bet she could make me some bomb-digity garb!

27. What’s your theme song?

I don't have one... but NOW .. I'm going to get one. About FLOATING! **off to find a song about floating**

Tired but filled with excitement..

I'm exhausted... but I had to write in my blog / journal today and share a few things from the last two days. Sean and I have this little mini-journal his Mom gave us for Christmas, but you can only write less than half a page per day... so it's only for brief blurbs... which is why I will keep this up too.

Yesterday Sean and I saw Avatar in 3-D. Simply put, it was an amazing film. Several people had said it was outstanding and I'll admit, I was skeptical and thought I was going to be let down. I truly did not realize such breath-taking beauty could be captured in a film, especially in a film that is partially animated. I was blown away. The only negative thing I can say is I don't think the mind is meant to see in 3-D for 3 hours straight. Both Sean and I came out of the movie with a monster headache. Worth it? YES. Would I see it in 3-D again now that I experienced it once? Nope.

Sean's headache faded pretty quickly, but as usual with me and my headaches, mine very quickly developed into a migraine. Sounds amplified, huge pain, sensitively to any kind of light, and worst of all, extreme nausea. The fact that it was the middle of the day and bright and sunny probably didn't help. Bleh. Sean drove and got me home quickly as possible; laid me down, tucked me in and proceeded to cover the windows in bedroom with extra material so it was darker. He then went and got a cold wash cloth for me to put on my forehead and eyes. Have I mentioned how much I love this man? Sean sat with me for about 10 minutes or so and held my hand until I started to dose off from the pain medication I had taken.

It was about 15 minutes later I heard him talking to a young adult at our front door who was obviously trying to sell something. I could only hear about half the conversation and I slowly dosed off into my blessed darkness again.

About an hour later I woke up to my smiling honey who got me up as I requested so we could go see our mare together. It was then that I asked him if he'd bought anything from the door to door sales person. He did... and how could I tease him about being guilable when he told me he had gotten me a years subscription to a Bridal Magazine!!! He and I have been talking about when we'll get married on and off for about a month or so now, but this is so exciting! :) He said that even though we weren't engaged yet, he thought I could start getting some ideas and making some tenative plans in my mind. I **LOVE** this man. He thinks of the sweetest little things, takes care of me, and makes me happy constantly. :)